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The Menopause Journey Starts Here

Follow Maya as she explores the Pausehaven Transit Lines. Each line is a major menopause system. Every stop is a significant moment along the perimenopause / menopause journey.

• Endocrine Ride: Estrogen is the driver, from Sudden Slope to Vasomotor Vista, ending softly at Equilibrium Terminus. With the right knowledge and a little luck, you'll avoid Provider Chase.
• Symptom Circle: The loop might seem eternal when you're in it. Major stops at Hot Flash Peak, Brain Foggy Bottom, Hypothalamic Hill, and Mood Swing Bridge. All aboard!
• Blood Line: Stops at Progesterone Plateau, through Thyroid Turnout, Pituitary Square, and Cardio Crescent — definitely going to get your heart pumping.
• Brain Stem: Pardon the bumpy ride from Sharpton and Axon Rut down to Synapse City and Mindful Terminus. Riders note: Memory Lane is closed for construction until further notice.
• Urinary Track: Not the easiest part of town, for sure, from Needtapee to Chafing Cross. The plumbing is spotty, so be sure to bring water.
• Waist Line: The route through Waist Management Mount, Bloat, and Waistband Crossing covers a lot of territory. Be sure to take in the view at Self-Love Square.
• Bone Spur: All questions answered along the route from Porous Point, through SERM Station and Joint Junction, down to Bone Bank. Track controls are spotty at Osteo Outlook — pardon the inconvenience.